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Ray Wylie Hubbard

Ray Wylie Hubbard

Americana artist, singer/songwriter, outlaw music.

2 days ago

Ray Wylie Hubbard
taos. 5:05 am. oh no. here we go again..the sheriff (gurf morlix) walks over and unlocks the jail door and the priest gets up and walks out. sheriff: "wanna go get some tacos at chico's over in santa rosa before seeing 'the ponca city kid' get his neck stretched here in the morning?"suddenly the priest pulls a gun out from under his robe.priest: "no thank you."sheriff: "still got manners during a jail break. that's something. nobody says 'no, thank you' any more. just 'no thanks.' another question. this guy here has got to be in his 70's and still goes by 'the ponca city kid.' I mean after a certain age you'd think he'd change his nick name to something more real."priest: "I know what you mean. kinda embracing to be over 30 and still go by 'kid.' surely that just happening now. in the future if you went by a name..oh let's say for example..'kid field holler' or 'kid church music' or 'kid baroque' or.."the ponca city kid: "stop it. damn. a nick name is good for life. so what if some one is over 30 and still uses the name..oh say..'kid old timey banjo music' or 'kid sea chanty' or ..damn. you got me doing it. forget it..the tacos sounds like a good idea."he walks out of the cell and goes over to the gun rack and picks out a shot gun, checks it to make sure its loaded, spits and scratches his head.suddenly the front door opens and the young outlaw who we saw in the opening scene walks in with his gun drawn and says "well, lookie here. I don't who to shoot first."the sheriff draws his gun and all four are armed and its a stand off like the ending in the 'the good, the bad and the ugly' except there's one more guy.. to be continued..or not. ... See MoreSee Less
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3 days ago

Ray Wylie Hubbard
This is not me! If you get post or message from this fake Judy Hubbard account please repost. Dang, a least they could have used a better fake photo!Judy ... See MoreSee Less
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3 days ago

Ray Wylie Hubbard
4:42 am. taos, new mexico. woke up, can't sleep. hmmm. lets open up the old computer and see what happens...okie dokie..fade in.a tumbleweed rolls across a dusty street in front of an old building with a sign dangling by one hinge and bouncing against the front porch railing that reads 'broken horse hotel and saloon.'dissolve into one of the upstairs shabby rooms..a young outlaw (hayes carll) puts some dice in his pocket, closes a gideon bible, checks his revolver, spits and looks at the woman (eva green) on the unmade bed and says: "he deserves hanging but the hombre helped me get in this line of work a long time ago so I can't let him float with a rope, but I might just shoot the hijo de puta out of spite."cut to an old jail cell.an old yet still handsome ruffian poet gunslinger (ray wylie hubbard) sucks on an harmonica..scratch that..he picks his teeth with a matchstick.a priest (w earl brown) sits beside him and speaks: "its time to confess son. you ain't got much time."the old sexy gunfighter says, "well there was this dancer in dallas one time and.."priest: "never mind. go ahead and burn..sheirff!" to be continued..or not depending on the whim of the author as he decides to go back to bed.. ... See MoreSee Less
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2 weeks ago

Ray Wylie Hubbard
DALLAS FANS! LOW TICKET ALERT! This show will be sold out by the end of the weekend so if you planned to go, grab tickets now! Sept 20th Granada Theater ~ Dallas, TXShelby Stone to open! www.prekindle.com/event/16953-ray-wylie-hubbard-dallasGranada Theater #granadatheaterdallas ... See MoreSee Less
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2 weeks ago

Ray Wylie Hubbard
Brookshire Brothers Canyon Lake, TX welcomes back Ray Wylie Hubbard for their Live Music Series on September 14th! Tickets on Sale Now!www.eventbrite.com/e/ray-wylie-hubbard-brookshire-brothers-canyon-lake-tickets-911348155867#brookshirebrothers @brookshirebrothers ... See MoreSee Less
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