Bad on Fords and Chevrolets

Album: The Ruffian's Misfortune

Written by Ray Wylie Hubbard and Ronnie Dunn

Hey pretty thing let me tell you I was raised on the Rolling Stones

Cut my teeth on the Allman Brothers and Billy Gibbons tone

I learned the blues in Memphis and how to fight in Texas bars

Did some time in Oklahoma for hot wiring cars


I’m an Okie on the road come from Tishomingo in an ass hauling 402

I’m bad on Fords and Chevrolets but I ‘ll be good to you


Hey pretty thing maybe you heard I rolled a Mustang 429

Running from the law outside of Hays, Kansas oh yeah car wasn’t mine

I’m a pretty fast rough around the edges I don’t do debutants

Now you got juice you got junk to get any man you want


Hey pretty thing lemme show you my L.A. ink tattoo

If you go with me to city of angels I buy one for you

It’s a one day drive from Abilene to the California state line

We’ll stop at the Sands in Vegas and bet it all on black 29